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homsexual feast love omar
2002-10-30 | 8:25 a.m.

all this updating madness...i'm so enjoying it. then i realized i should update. its way early once again. no person should be expected to get up before noon. especially to go to biology. so i don't have a lot of time to write. so i'm chomping on ice...i must be sexually frustrated. so they say. damn.

where to start. well last weekend was okay. i think i partied a little too much on friday nite though. charlotte and i enjoyed a homosexual feast though love omar. dont ask. and she kept trying to call jimmy johns "jean jackets." so that was fun it ended up with us talking about denim cocks or jenim jocks and jenim jackets. and as charlotte mentioned in her diary, we did in fact see a girl running at 3am with her butt cheeks hanging out. although ryan has no recollection of this. and he also didnt smell the tuna on the table. i had a confrontation with the mt. dew that ended up with me staying "give it to me" which was apparently funny. saturday i was so tired and hungover that i was cranky and wanted to sleep. so i wasnt much fun. the cops came though, which is always nice...no. so i left pretty early and i'm glad i did cause there was some drama at the BK lounge. if you fight in the drive thru they will give you no tenders. so thats nice...

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"you want a piece of me?" "want me to give you a piece of ham?!" - 2004-01-27
if i would have known it was gonna be this kind of party, i would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes - 2003-12-07


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