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season 1-episode 8 ahhh yeah my diary needs an extra little kick. (oh he'll be getting an extra kick later). for you queer as folk fans i'll go ahead and finish the dialogue. "you can either stand 'round here eatin' jambalya, or you can come upstairs and eat my ass." possibly one of my favorite quotes from one of my favorite episodes. which reminds me to tell everyone how sammy is such a great friend because she sent me the showtime original movie bang, bang you're dead...starring none other than randy harrison. i have yet to watch it though. it's going to be my reward for studying so hard for my bio test that's tomorrow. after i take the test i'm gonna run home and watch it because i can't take the waiting any more. so the secret to getting charlotte to take a shot is...you gotta put a hot dog in the microwave for her. she wants to see it in the microwave first. bribe her with food. i can make a mean homosexual feast. which kinda reminds me that people are always bribing me with food. yesterday vanfucker was trying to bribe me with a homosexual feast...when i was little i only liked my uncle because he fed me cheese and my parents used to bribe me with mcdonalds and rudys tacos. sam was my bestest friend ever one nite because she made me waffles (and they were oh so yummy...) so i guess what i'm saying is if you want me to like you, you gotta give me food. i'm like a fucken pet or something. well i'm easy to win over at least. the way to my heart is definitely through my stomach....now i'm hungry. +The Last Five+ |