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i'd do my oral surgeon a little bit here i am. i've lost my wisdom. there was lots of blood some fainting and lots of sleeping. i survived the horrible ordeal and i'm making a quick recovery. the end of my wiseness. whats that you say? you want a really long survey that i got from someone else's diary? well here ya go...i'm so nice. Have you... Broken the law: of course...lawn ornament thief right here baby, probably many other things as well Ran away from home: nah Ever cheated on a test: only on those stupid high school 3200’s because the teacher never paid attention Stayed up till four on the phone: yep Snuck out of the house: never really had to sneak Ever gone skinny dipping: unfortunately no Made a prank phone call: back in the day...damn caller ID Ever tipped over a porta potty: no, but i’ve seen it done quite a few times Used your parents credit card before: nope Skipped school before: uh no, i got to stay home if i wanted to Fell asleep in a shower/bath: no Fell asleep eating: no, that’d be kinda weird Fell asleep while driving: no Driven a car: yeah, i’m not very good Ever met someone famous: yeah a few...ian from new found glory, brett scallions from fuel, lit, the mighty mighty bosstones, one of the guys from creed unfortunately Been on a plane: yeah its good fun Went swimming in the ocean: nope but i want to REALLY bad Been in a school play: in preschool Cried in public: yep... Let a friend cry on your shoulder: probably Gone to church: a couple times...scary Read the bible: doesn’t interest me Fish: no thanks Caviar: no Seen someone die: no! Love... Boyfriend: not at the moment Girlfriend: see above Sexuality: hetero...i’m a breeder Virginity Existent: long gone Children: i have 87 illegitimate bastards Current crush: too many Been in love: sure Had a hard time getting over it: sometimes Been out with someone: i guess Too shy: around people i don’t know...yeah Been hurt: oh yeah Have you ever said "I Love You" and meant it: yeah Cheated on someone: haha... Had/Have an online relationship: i have online friends Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with: probably no one, i get sick of people too easily General Stuff... Name: janelle Age: 20 Gender: girl Color of eyes: brown Color of hair: brown Favorites... Favorite color: blue Favorite animal: kitties Favorite car: jetta Favorite band: weezer, incubus...so many more Favorite song(s): at the moment bright eyes-sunrise, sunset...very into incubus too Favorite movie: pretty in pink, breakfast club, go, i am sam, a beautiful mind... Have You Ever... Been in love: yes Kissed the same sex: nope, sorry Seen your favorite band live: oh yeah Taken any kind of lessons: i took gymnastics back in the day Won any contests: no Cussed out your mom/dad: i’m sure Looked at the stars with a loved one: not really Wanted to kill someone: occasionally Have you killed someone: just the one time... Hated someone: his name is rodney dangerfield Friend Stuff... Are you popular: nah Best friends: you know who you are Good friends: same as above Friend you talk to the most: i dunno Friend you see the least: everyone not at skizool with me Friend you see the most: charlotte and all the ames boys Friend you go to for advice: all of them Friend who goes to you for advice: none Ever made out with a Friend: best kind to make out with Pick One, neither, Or Both... Mom or dad: mom Girl or boy: boy Gun or knife: none Deaf or blind: neither Penis or vagina: penis Blood or boogers: uck, neither Eyes or toes: Eyes Boobs or butts: butts Tongue or lip rings: i’m a sucker for lip rings Nipple or nose rings: neither Green or blue eyes: blue Punk or thug: punk Broken jaw or nose: no thanks Date same or opposite sex: opposite Just Stuff... Do you get along with your parents: ah usually Are you an only child: nope i grew up with an older brother to kick my ass Pets: my kitty emmett Feeling on politics: i don’t care Like hippies: peace Like thugs: i’m a thug yo Like Punk rockers: yessum Like metal heads: metal heads? what... Like ravers: pretty Like posers: i guess i dont like fake people Like hicks: blah Like racist people: no Like Nazis: no. Like preps: i’m more of a “dirty” How's the weather: cold Do you like living: yeah its fun What do you want to be: a rehabilitation psychologist How was your day: pretty lazy What are you wearing: pjs Doing anything later: nah its like 3 am Tomorrow: sleeping in as late as possible...then who knows Ever try to commit suicide: no First Thing That Comes To Mind... Fish: sticks Fat: food Roast Beef: arbys Asshole: jerk ass Poser: blah Slut: yay Funk: oh yeah Drums: beat Blood: shed 13: elm street Dead: bodies President Bush: dumb America: ld;sfjdslk Cactus: desert Peach: fruit Basics... What time is it right now? 330am Nicknames: jawn, jan, pernell, journal... Birth date: 4.2.82 So that means you're how old: 20 Zodiac sign: aries Height: 5'6...maybe Weight: who knows Righty or lefty: righty Favorites... Number: 2 TV station: food network, TLC, showtime for my queer as folk needs Person to talk to online: everyone Person to talk to on the phone: i dont really talk on the phone Food: kfc Drink: mt dew Alcoholic drink: fruity and slushy things made by me Flower: kick dandelions! Word/Phrase: i’m not a playa i just like to fuck a lot Smell/Scent: aquadegio(?) by armani...mmm, and chlorine Actor: gale harold, jared leto Actress: Hangout: in ames-ryan and anthong’s, home-chadlas’s Summer vacation: never really been on one...want to see the ocean Pick-up line: haha...”i like your shoes? do you like my shoes?” or “do you shave?” Love Life: don’t ask First crush: david bowie...2nd grade First kiss: me and a mexican when i was 14 or 15 Single or attached: can’t decide Do you believe in love at first sight? i’m still waiting... Do you believe in "the one?": i used to Sweetest thing that special someone has ever done for you: can’t think of anything Juicy Stuff... Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing: yep If so, when, and was it mixed company: it was mixed company...don’t remember when Have you ever been intoxicated: me? oh my...YES Favorite place to be kissed: neck and forehead Have you ever been caught "doing something?": no i’m very sneaky Are you a tease: i’ve been called one Are You A... Wuss: yea, put some alcohol in me though and it all disappears Druggy: nope Daydreamer: yep Freak: uh huh Dork: i’m sure Bitch/Asshole: occasionally Brat: NO Sarcastic: all the time Goody-goody: i guess some would think i am Angel: a bit Devil: maybe Horny: i prefer to call it worked so sexual...most of the time Shy: yeah Talkative: usually Adventurous: sometimes Joker: i’m such a jokester Word Association... Rubber: pants Rock: my skull Green: beans Wet: hot Cry: sad Peanut: butter Hay: hoe Hot: cold Cold: snow Steamy: sexy Fast: car Freaky: the slut Stick: bush Rain: coat Bite: kinky Suck: off Blow: job Hard: cock Extra long: big...notice all these sexual words Limp: dick Needle: heroin Oral: anal Honey: bees High heels: yuck Seal: navy Napkin: paper M.D.: doctor Pakistan: austria...? Elevator: up Red: balloon Random Questions... Last person you talked to on the phone: just now michael Last song you listened to: in the car with sammy...we rocked out to some avril Last thing you ate: mt dew What's the weather like: looks cloudy and cold What's right next to you: the remote How do you eat an Oreo: quickly Contacts or glasses: contacts Do you like to dance: i bust a move sometimes Shy to make the first move: yep its the hardest thing to do +The Last Five+ |