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i want to party with the cabana boys... work or update my diary? hmmm, i wonder which one won. so it's almost the weekend again, yay. bust out some river dance. i forgot to tell everyone to stay away from the UV cherry flavored vodka...it lies to you about its alcohol content. charlotte and i were getting pretty sloppy off not very many drinks last weekend. it deceives you and whispers "hi, i'm cherry flavored vodka" to you if you drink enough. then i try and get charlotte to snort assorted crumbs off the table and have serious conversations about things i can't remember right now, except that sex with the same person does get boring after awhile even though some boys don't believe us. jon knows how to get a girl off, BINGO! that was what i remember of last weekend. last nite i had this fucked up dream, but all i can remember is that someone's dad was trying to get me to double dutch jump rope with him. i'm gonna join the jump roping national competition. i can't believe there is such a thing. crazy...speaking of crazy everyone should check out the jimmy kimmel show. man did i laugh my ass off last nite. snoop is guest hosting all week and all they do is get drunk the whole show. so by the end they are all sloppy. i'm gonna go be a guest and make an ass of myself. maybe i'll bang my head on a table for them or run full force at a wall. anyway they were just taking shots and deep frying random foods, like a subway sandwich. high quality television. well my adolescent sex offenders await me so i must go. oh and gagfactor, i still love ya...i'm so stoked (wow where did that word come from?!) to have another fan. yay is me! +The Last Five+ |