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"sometimes when i'm making out with my girlfriend i like to whisper 'touch my vagina' in her ear, then when she says 'what?' i say 'that's what you're supposed to say'" i made it a nice 3 day weekend today and didn't go to class. okay so i only had one class today anyway so i'm not that much of a hard ass. i decided not to go way early this morning, but ended up waking up at 10:30 anyway. so then i sat around in my underwear and watched cartoons and other assorted tv until around 1 then i finally went back to my apartment where the boys think i'm moving out cause i'm never here anymore. i was fully intending to sleep here last nite, but i saw the scariest movie of my life last nite and i didn't feel like sleeping alone. we went to see the ring. horrible experience. within the first half hour of being there some kid sitting behind us just started puking all over himself. i thought he was sneezing until i turned around and he had vomit all over his head and face and everywhere else. it was quite disturbing and he just kept doing it. we had to move seats...it was so bad. anyway i hate that movie. it scared the shit out of me. i had to cover my mouth so i wouldn't scream. maybe i'm just a huge wuss...but if i ever have kids, i'm gonna make them watch that movie if they are being bad. "no you little bastard, now go to your room and watch the ring...if that doesn't work, i'm gonna make you listen to cradle of filth" we'll see if they piss me off then. if they threw a fit, i'd start throwing one too. i'm gonna be such a great parent. i should never have children though. the weekend was good, another UV weekend. the blue raspberry flavored vodka also lies to you. had some good conversations about double fisting. we want to know if it's possible for a chick to get who-ha and anal fisted at the same time. we think that there would be a problem as far as the amount of space available for the fists to fit in. sick, but just think about it. and then ponder the thought of punching a tub of butter repeatedly...butter flying everywhere. oh yeah and don't piss me off or else i will throw your coat and purse on the ground...and throw bottle caps and dice at bottles because i like the sound. +The Last Five+ |