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my name isn't richard, it's dick i'm fat, the end. i just ate a bunch of pizza...yummy. the story of my life. i'm still working on the template situation, sorta. the weekend before last was much fun(the wedding). and if anyone shows you a tape of me doing the YMCA or the chicken dance with a bunch of old people, it's not me...yeah. the actual wedding ceromony was only like 10-15 minutes, my kind of wedding. the reception started sometime after 4 and by 7:30 sammy and i were quite intoxicated. lots of wine and long islands do the trick. there was some drama, but thats okay. everyone is fine. after 2 trips into a ditch everyone made it out okay, not to mention some puking and bloody noses. sammy and i decided we are going to have a "commitment ceromony" and become life partners to chain smoke and watch lifetime movies together. we really just wanna have the reception and get presents. at the reception we will be having a kfc buffet, some papa johns, and a mound of dirt cake courtesy of charlotte's mom(she doesn't know it yet). everyone is welcome to come and get sloppy and dance the YMCA. but no mexican chicks are allowed to get all over me and tell me that i'm hot. thanks, the management. this last weekend was weird. i ended up drinking with one of michelle's roomates from the qc. what are the odds? although i think i drank a bit much because saturday morning i spent a lot of time hanging out in the bathroom with my good friend toilet or wes t. port as i like to call him now. i dunno, it says "westport" on the lid and i find myself staring it at. so saturday i took it easy. went to the porn store with ryan. it's got this "arcade" in the back and i really wanted to go behind the curtain to see what it was all about, but i was too scared. so if you have any info in regards to what this "arcade" is or involves please leave me a note or something. in other news, my mom informed me that 2 more of my cousins had babies on the 19th. same hospital...both baby boys. my family needs to learn how to keep their legs shut and stop having so many babies. i think i'm the last grandchild that hasn't had kids yet. and if they think i'm next they've got another thing coming. well it's time i go waste my life away watching quality tv like the real world/road rules challenge show. kentucky jelly... +The Last Five+ |