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sometimes i like to flip random people off for no reason it's 20 degrees and there is snow on the ground, but by the weekend it's supposed to be back into the mid 70's. only in iowa i tell ya. if you can't tell, i've become obsessed with the weather lately. i think it's because i really want it to get warm out. i want to wear flip flops and go swimming. not at the same time i guess. so my 21st was okay. went to my first ames bar, gotta a little trashed, and didn't puke my guts out. yay for me. i had some sex on the beach, red headed slut, a blowjob, liquid cocaine...yum. charlotte and i decided that flannels must be back in. they may have been from the 90's but hey. if you wear an insulated flannel while you smoke you are a badass. but seriously just think about if a flannel, like a lone flannel, walked into a bar...hahahaha. i would definitely laugh. if anyone has HBO you now know iowa is the crank capitol of the world apparently. there was some special on crank and the whole thing took place in des moines, iowa. damn meth junkies. i personally don't have a meth lab. but i do live in iowa so maybe i should start one just to fit in around here. anyway on another random thought this morning...charlotte has been crowned miss waterfall 2003 and you'll be excited to know that i won first runner up. so if charlotte is unable to perform her duties...or is shot...i will take the miss waterfall sash (made out of paper towels) off her dead carcass and fill in for her. i think i'm ready for the responsibility. if i die before charlotte, she will put the sash on my dead carcass during my open casket funeral so that my parents will be proud that their daughter was miss waterfall. then before i'm buried she'll take the sash back. we discussed this in great detail for some reason. maybe because we were drunk, who knows. we also figured out that if you want to pretend like you can't hear what someone is saying you make a high pitched noise and wave your hand around by your ear. it works...and it made charlotte and i laugh till we cried and my sternum hurt and i could laugh no more. good times. *hi, i'm cherry flavored vodka* +The Last Five+ |