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i'll keep my eye out for that fucken templates i tell ya. i have the worst luck with them. pixy stix because not every kid can afford crack! it's good for the soul. so time to vomit up the past week or so. we went to see bobby lee and jim breuer do stand up. it cracked me up. bobby lee was almost funnier than jim. he's this short little asian man who runs around the stage like he's on crack and humps stools and talks about how if a vagina walked up to him he'd kick it. he likes his vaginas with legs and arms and feet. i've been frisbee golfing a few times lately. i really suck at it though and spend most of my time fishing my frisbee out of the forest and bushes and what not. one day i hope to join the frisbee golfing team...no. so this veishea madness is over. all the bars were packed this weekend. we managed to get out friday and get some drink on. saw tons of drunk people, including a girl wearing the tiniest skirt i'd ever seen teetering along the sidewalk about to fall over in her skank boots. i was just hoping i would get to see her fall. anytime anyone falls you can't help but just laugh. it's been so nice and warm outside so that's been a hightlight. but all i want to do is play outside and not go to school or work. i have to cram a weeks worth of work into 3 days cause i'm going to iowa city on thursday for the weekend. after staring at a computer screen for hours you just want to rip your head off sometimes. but it's almost over i suppose. soon it'll be summer and i'll be in my new apartment with charlotte. it's gonna be the most kickass place you ever saw. with our stand to sell alcohol to drunk people and our objectionable odors and not a lot of furniture. everyone come visit us...or come fist us if you can't hear correctly. you can pound on a bag of santas corn chips and watch the beer cans bounce....good times. this is a boring entry yo... +The Last Five+ |