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pakastani poon and edward penis hands i want to update, but charlotte already told about all the funny things that happened this weekend. i'll go ahead and repeat it i suppose for those that don't read her diary. friday was good. had some kfc dinner (my fav) to start out the nite. did a little drinking. tried to go to some keg, but right as we showed up some drunk dumbasses had set off the fire extinguisher and there was that white crap everywhere. then the fire alarm started going off in the whole building so we decided it was time to leave. so not wanting to wait in lines at the campus town bars we headed to some townie bar...the zone. big mistake, but entertaining. tons of drunk and ugly ghetto people booty dancing and humping each other like you've never seen. i made the horrible mistake of trying to use the bathroom there. it was about the size of a closet with only 2 stalls and there was 5 other girls waiting including 2 mexican looking drag queen whores and a chick sitting on the ground about to puke. it was nasty, so of course i hovered above the toilet. i thought it was best that i did. so after that exciting adventure we headed back to the usual spot. charlotte and i got caught up in some bad tv about a man buying kangaroo scrotums for bags, the flintstones, and a show about a man with fluffy hair telling a couple to break up because the dude looks at his wife like he looks at a cockroach...strange huh? so saturday i was hesitant on whether or not i should drink again. in my old age i don't feel like drinking much anymore. but i did of course. my own mixture of UV vodka with boones...hey it was on sale. so a shit load of people came over and somehow i'm now a "phobe." that's okay cause charlotte and i ripped on these 2 guys about how one was into beastiality and liked dogs, cats, sheep...giraffes. he likes the giraffes to reach around with their long necks and lick his balls while he's going at it. so naturally we called him "beast." we started calling the other kid "gooch"(the area between the nuts and ass on a guy) for reasons unknown to me now. so some of that nite is a blur to me and unfortunatly i had to spend some quality time with wes (the toilet) this morning. eww. why do i do these things to myself? but then i went back to sleep and had dreams about subway so i guess i'm all better now. i'm listening to smashing pumpkins-ava adore. i forgot how great this cd is even though everyone said it was horrible. i remember just sitting in my room listening to this constantly when i first got it. if i ever have a kid i think i will name it ava. its just that great. +The Last Five+ |