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i am a girl. 21. never gonna grow up.

pootie tang
2003-05-18 | 12:35 p.m.

chillin' eating some uh-oh! oreos. they are indeed yummy. was watching some landscapers' challenge. i had a near death experience yesterday (not really). so i was wading through some creeks yesterday. my pants were huck finn style rolled up and everything. i was looking for some frogs or crawdads, but instead i stepped in this huge sand pit that sucked my leg in up to my knee and tried to steal my flip flops. so naturally i panic, getting sucked deeper in. some old guy is just laughing at me. i had to abandon my flip flop and pull with all my strength to get my leg out. then i made ryan go in after my sandle and it was rescued. i survived...barely..whew. i wanted to go throw the old guy into the sand pit and laugh at him as he struggled to get out. jerkass. that's all the excitement i have for now. later childrens.

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