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oh man... i suck at this keeping up on the diary thing. so right now i have an hour to waste before a work meeting...ohh i'm so important. no i'm actually not. i've managed to waste a good 20 minutes calling ryan and my mother who hates me and refuses to acknowledge she has a daugther anymore. oh and i went to the bathroom...that leaves me here. i thought what better way to waste some more time than updating my long forgotten diary. i'll now tell my story about how bugs are plotting against me once again. i just came from class where a bee had decided to come into the classroom. not an uncommon occurance it seems, but this particular bee seemed to like me and my head. because of a previous incident involving a bee or some other assorted insect stinging me in the eye, i do not enjoy their company. so i'm in this boring ass class that is never ending trying to keep an eye on where this bee is at all times. it takes up residence on the ceiling right above my head. i look up only to see a spider is also trying to attack me along with the bee. i started sweating and getting nervous trying to stay calm so everyone in the class doesn't think i'm crazy. bees and spiders should all be killed for harassing me. the end. ohhh this last weekend i got pretty sloppy on friday at a bar. a rare event for me lately. ryan and i were drinking liquor out of fish bowls waiting for some thong contest to occur which never did. bad idea, but i did steal a fish bowl. so now i need to get a fish. i was thinking gold fish, but they die too fast. so i may splurge and get a betta. i've never had one and i heard they like to try and fight themselves if you put a mirror up to them so that's always a plus. saturday was our year anniversary. craziness. ryan got me john mayer tickets and a gamecube...if you know me at all you'd know i love video games. i've been playing it for hours a day. i think he's starting to regret getting it for me... hmm what else...i had some weird dream about jessica having her baby on october 29th, but it was supposed to be born on november 2 (her birthday). she was just hanging out with everyone and then left because she was going into labor. we all just stayed where we were and sam drove her to the hospital and i kept asking everyone what happened to jessica. then later everyone went to see the baby. it had really blonde hair and kept trying to bite me. babies don't bite... ok enought of this, i have another 20 minutes to waste. oh a quick note...in this computer lab on the board someone drew a UFO and a cow and it says "bessy phone home." what the hell is happening? +The Last Five+ |